I don't always pose for holiday photos ...

But, when I do, I nail it. Oh, and I'm the only non-vegan in the house. I've tried to get my people to go back to eating animals, but they keep wrinkling up their noses at the idea of my salmon-flavored cat kibble.

On the pawsitive side, however, they've gotten so healthy, that I'll have them around for a long time to serve my needs. Opening the door to go out. Cleaning the litter box. Back rubs. Opening the door to come in. Cleaning up cat barf.